Name: The Ballad of Frank Costanza
Duration: P00H02M32S
Description: A song about a man who knew there had to be a better way as he reigned blows down upon another man over a doll... the doll was destroyed but out of that a new holiday was born A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

The Ballad of Frank Costanza

by Major/Minor

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A song about a man who knew there had to be a better way as he reigned blows down upon another man over a doll... the doll was destroyed but out of that a new holiday was born A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

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Tear down the christmas tree
throw out the wreath;
get that menorah away from me
blow out the candles, and quit your whining.

They mark up the price, low and behold
commercials think I’ll do as I’m told.
Now they think I can be bought and sold
get that tinsel out of here it’s distracting.

Unadorned,
it’s Christmas no more.
Theres gotta be a day for the rest of us

Sit down and eat,
and listen to me;
all of you are really disappointing
and you’re gonna hear about it.

Now is the time for your strength to be shown
so we can all go home
this isn’t over until I’m down on the floor
now you can hear everybody is screaming

Unadorned, it’s Hanukkah no more
there’s gotta be a for the rest of us.
Some have lights, we have family fights
there’s gotta be a day for the rest of us…
Theres a Festivus for the rest of us

Unadorned, it’s Kwanzaa no more
there’s gotta be a for the rest of us.
Some have lights, we have family fights
there’s gotta be a day for the rest of us…
Theres a Festivus for the rest of us

tear down the christmas tree
throw out the wreath
Get the aluminum pole for me
blow out the candles, and quit your whining …

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released December 23, 2016
Acoustic guitar and vocals: Charlie Weber
Acoustic/Electric/Bass: Kenneth Neilson
Drums: Alistar Sims

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Major/Minor- Acoustic Punk Rock from London ON. Incredibly honest, unnecessarily awkward and nervously funny. Stealing the best parts of other people's songs since late 2013.

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